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mankoo
17th August 2009, 11:28 PM
كل وسوفي يدخل لازم يقول نكتة

بس اهم حاجة نكتة حلوة

يلا نبدأ

mankoo
17th August 2009, 11:29 PM
mara etnen sa3yda bel3abo shatarang el malek matt mashlool

ana mes 3andi 7aga now bas aked hageb nokat gamda 3an 2reb

yala ebda2o ya wsoufeen

amjee-gw
18th August 2009, 12:06 AM
mra wa7ad ra7 yd5el msary 3l bank la2ah msaker fawthen mn t7et albab lol
fekra 7lwe

mankoo
18th August 2009, 12:10 AM
mra wa7ad ra7 yd5el msary 3l bank la2ah msaker fawthen mn t7et albab lol
fekra 7lwe

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol lol

7elwa keter w ya rab el fekra te3gb ba2yt el montada

yala kaml ya 7abeby


tab leh el namla w el fel mesh benzlo el maya ma3 ba3d




3ashan esh 3andohom 3`er mayo wa7ed bas

abou wadii
24th September 2009, 05:12 PM
akbar nekte ennou bi2oulou sabre tayyeb

sarsoura
24th September 2009, 05:29 PM
7elwe sa7 hayde l nekte betbakke eh wallah
ken fi benten 2adamo 3ala wazife bi sherke lebneniyye bi lsouden we7de lebneniyye ktir 7elwe o ltenye soudeniyye
fa am allon l gamel ma 5asso 7a es2al kel we7de sou2al li bt3ref hiyye btetwazzaf
sa2al l lebneniyye ayya balad 3arabe addam million shaheed aletlo lgazeyer
alla sa7 am sa2al lsoudeniyye shou esmon hol l million shaheed???
ma3o 7a2 ma 5as l gamel bhal wazife hehehe

abou wadii
24th September 2009, 05:51 PM
hhhhhh nice one
ma ba3ref nekat ana

sarsoura
24th September 2009, 06:04 PM
ok
fi wa7ad al la marto
7esses 7ayete metel ka inne 3eyesh b ghabet 7ayewenet
bfi2 l sobo7 metel l7san
berga3 men sheghel metel l7mar
w bilel bnem 7ad ba2ra

abou wadii
24th September 2009, 06:10 PM
hhhhh nice
ghayra

Ranan
24th September 2009, 06:14 PM
hehehehe
niceemankoo

sarsoura
24th September 2009, 06:14 PM
marra fi wa7ad ahbal ra7 y3mel souret ashe3a fa shef sha5es ta7t sa2alo wen b3mel souret x_ray fa aloulou tla3 fo2 betfout 3a ouda bteshla7 w bya3mloulak l soura fa tele3 3al elevator fakkaro oudet l x-ray fa shala7 nater l soura
fa ego nes shefo hek sara5o waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am alloun da5ilkoun ma t2oulo cancer??

amjee-gw
24th September 2009, 06:21 PM
mraa tnen hhhhhhh

sarsoura
24th September 2009, 06:26 PM
mraa tnen hhhhhhh
eh wen l nekte?/
marra tes 2el la 3anze badon yedba7oune aletlo b3id lshar 2alla la2 b3id l 2ad7a

abou wadii
24th September 2009, 06:31 PM
hhh nice
fi we7de 7abbet techtof bas techtof ma 7abba

BASEM_B
12th October 2009, 06:28 PM
واحد.. ركب مع تكسي، ركب زوجته قدام علشان السواق ما يبصلهاش في المراية
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amjee-gw
12th October 2009, 07:46 PM
mraa tnteen rkboo motocycle t5an2o men bdo yrkab 7ad alshobaak

BASEM_B
13th October 2009, 07:47 AM
ميكانيكي أشترى سرير ....... نام تحته;)

houssem586
11th December 2009, 02:25 PM
Hhhhhhhhhheheheheh
nokat 7elwee

nono-84
22nd May 2010, 04:18 PM
mrra wa7d zah2an mn 7alo
2am we2e3 bel taree2
2al eh a7san:p

vivian haddad
3rd August 2010, 05:13 PM
hhhh mara wa7ad a7`ad 2ldawa abel maw3do le? 3ashan 2yfaje2 2ljaratem